Guess what!

Disposable cameras suck.

In January of 2004, I took a trip up to Sydney to meet ET and Leigh.

I actually took more than two photos, but since I didn't get them developed for over a year, most of them fall into one of two categories:

1. I can't remember why I took a photo of that.

2. Fuck, what's with the wack-ass black hair, motherfucker?

I was just finishing off my film with wacky shots like this...

...when I saw something was about to happen. I'll run you through it. Here we have a picture of a train station. In the foreground, we have a woman in a short skirt. To her right, and in the background a bit, there is a guy. That little white mark between them is the full cup of coke that she has just thrown at him. It made quite a mess.

Hola Comrades! This page was last updated on Fri, 25th March 2005 at 21:09 and was written by Dr. Cam Sexenheimer unless otherwise attributed. Solidad!